i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck